7:47 AM
quizzesssss hahs
ppl we need to reduce stress....so here's some YO MAMA's jokes!!!
1) Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.
2)Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!
3)Yo mamma is so fat:
She eats Wheat Thicks.
We're in her right now.
She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.
She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, "FREE WILLY."
4)Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea lets go bury it".
5)Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window.
6)Yo mama's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
7)Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
8)Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.
9)Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
10)Yo mama's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
11)Yo mama's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.
on sunday ale tested us this quizzie thing like they tell a story then you answer ques...then they got meaning...
my answers:
i relate to myself as a rabbit??????!!!
i see my husband to relate as a goldfish????!!!
rabbit + goldfish = DON'T GOOO??! hahahahaa
shirle's husband is a seal!!! HAHAHA.mirian is a hamster. hehehe.
i'm supposedly "despo". LIKE NO LORH!!! =)
my sex life is super fast...the highest in fact 10 over 10???!!!! stace one is super slow??!!
MORAL OF STORY: DON'T TRUST QUIZ!!! haha xD
Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.
you are the soundtrack of my summer♥
